If you don't have kids yet you probably have no idea what I'm going on about, but if you do, you'd probably be saying "true dat" or "I feel ya!".
You know how the men always spend at least 15 if not 30 minutes on the toilet, with results we'll never know. I always hoped he's not jacking off to gross corny half assed porn, or worse, live porn. I was always wondering what the hell he's doing in there with a cigarette and handphone. Well now I know. I know all too well.
The toilet is now my go to place too. I have also started to bring my phone and cigarettes in this safe corner and spend at least 20 minutes here (when the kids are either asleep or in trusty hands of course). Whether or not I actually need to use the throne, I come in, take my rightful place on it, and relax.
The bathroom is no longer a man cave, it has become a unisex cave. I just love reading mom blogs and checking facebook on the toilet, it's really the only time I can do what I want in peace, solitude, and undisturbed.
Until I hear cries and calls, then I have to pretend flush and go back to the job.